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Sample Submission:

Dear Bop,

I am a 50-something year old youtuber and I suspect no one comes to my channel to see me but for the possibility of seeing a glimpse of my beautiful wife. My wife is far too attractive for me, by the way. I was only able to win her over by making a deal with the devil. I decided to become a devout Christian after I met the devil in hopes of avoiding my ultimate fate.

Anyway my wife made me get a dog so I could walk it and lose weight but then the dog was getting more popular than me too so I don't let the dog into my studio anymore because I claim I had a surgery and I can't let her jump up on me until it heals but there never was a surgery... It was all a ruse to keep my dog off the camera so people watch me. What can I do to become as beloved a YouTuber as you "Dear Bop?"

Sincerely,
Anonymous-Trekker

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